The Usurper Unisex 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt copy

The clothing you wear makes a statement. Get yourself a piece of clothing that states "Bow down, I am the Lord of All!" ... Or at least, "hey I have really good taste in music, lemme tell you about this sweet band" ... Something like that... A stylish spin on the classic baseball raglan, the combed cotton blend makes it super soft, comfortable, and lightweight. Perfectly comfy to wear whilst tripping on acid, blazing fat doobies on your inter-dimensional throne of multiversal power, pumping Iron to get as ripped as The Usurper, or slowly peeling off before making love to scores of intergalactic species of sensuously varying physiologies. Whatever, we don't judge here, y'all, we just make badass rock n' roll... and sell shirts to support the making of that aforementioned badass rock n' roll. Thank you for your purchase!

• All solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey color is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Denim color is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (152.6 g/m²)
• Fine knit jersey
• 30 singles
• ¾ sleeves
• Contrast raglan sleeve
• Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
• Prewashed to minimize shrinkage
• Tear away label
• Blank product sourced from Mexico
- May or may not imbue your consciousness with omnipotence
-Unisex, though for some reason the sizes are in Men's? I don't know how that works, I'm just a musician